a conversation

Scene: Evan and Greg are looking around the farm. They see a group of small wooden crates nearby.

Greg: Look at all those boxes.

Evan: Oh, they're just the right size for me when I die.

Greg: What are you talking about?? You're not going to die!

Evan: You can bury me in them when I die.

Greg: No, I'll just throw you on that compost pile over there.

Evan: No, you have to bury me in a box!

Greg: Why do you want to be buried in a coffin?

Evan: Yeah, a coffin! Because then I can turn into a vampire and eat you!